because I'm avoiding French homework like the bubonic plague

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ANOREXIA

[ ] you have dry skin.
[x] you eat 1 meal. (technically two, but I tend to try to eat lesson one of them)
[x] you're very weak.
[x] you hate your body. (IT NEEDS TO DECIDE WHETHER IT WANTS TO BE A BOY OR A GIRL. NARROW SHOULDERS+NO CURVES=VERY NOT SEXY)
[ ] you starve yourself. (Goddammit I'm NOT HUNGRY D:<
[x] you have low self esteem.
[ ] you use laxatives. (can't find them)
[x] you need to be more skinny. (I DON'T WANNA BE A SIZE TEN)
[x] people always say you're skinny, but you think fat. (ASDAZGFADGFAGGA)
[x] people think you are too skinny.
Total: 7

ADHD (ATTENTION DEFICIT/HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER)

[x] your mind is all over the place.
[x] you are hyper most of the time.
[ ] you barely pay attention to anything.
[x] you cannot cooperate with people well. (that's because alot of the people I am forced to cooperate with in school are STOOPID)
[ ] you seem to never sit still.
[x] you talk all the time.
[ ] you need attention 24/7. (I'd like it, but it's not necessary)
Total: 4

BIPOLAR DISORDER

[x] you can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed. (more like five minutes later)
[ ] you are very irritable.
[ ] you barely get any or no sleep.
[x] you are anti-social. (humans in general are stupid)
[ ] you have very high self esteem at times.
[ ] you are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex. (does chocolate count?)
[x] you have thought of/attempted suicide.
Total: 3

BULIMA NERVOSA

[ ] you throw up all of your food.
[ ] you throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] you have no control over how you eat.
[ ] you use laxatives.
[ ] you have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out. (I don't exercise. At all.)
[ ] you always say you are fat, when you aren't.
[x] people think you are way too skinny.
Total: 1

CONDUCT DISORDER

[x] you are a bully. (was at one point)
[x] you threaten other people. (not for real though... usually)
[ ] you often find yourself in fights.
[x] you have used a weapon that could cause injury to others. (If I touch it, it's a weapon)
[ ] you are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] you have raped/molested someone. (yeah... not gonna happen =A
[x] you destroy property on purpose.
[ ] you always lie.
[ ] you stay out all night.
[ ] you have ran away from home.
Total: 4

DEPRESSION

[ ] you are always sad.
[x] you find no hope in your future.
[x] you find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
[x] you always find yourself around the house or in bed all day. (weekends anyways)
[x] you can be/are anti-social. (that's because I hate the people in my school because they're STOOPIDUH! Ignorance is not an excuse when you're from a fairly intellectual background)
[x] you have low self esteem.
[ ] everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[x] you always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.
[ ] you are failing school.
[x] you have thought of/attempted suicide.
[ ] you have ran away from home.
[ ] hope is no longer there for you.
Total: 7

OCD (OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER)

[x] you have daily rituals. (WHO DOESN'T??)
[x] you have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[x] you have to do a certain thing until it feels right. (STUPID LINEAR D:<
[x] you have to keep things in a certain order. (certain things...)
[x] you have harmed yourself.
[x] you are afraid you will get an STD, AIDS, or any kind of germs. (RUBBING ALCOHOL IS LOVE)
[x] you have to check some stuff over again. (my locker lock... and TinierMe)
Total: 7

PTSD (POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER)

[ ] you repeatedly have flashbacks of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[ ] you repeatedly have dreams of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[ ] you sometimes think the event will happen again.
[x] you feel highly uncomfortable when remembered/remembering the event.
[x] you can be/are anti-social.
[x] you have lost interest in the things you used to love.
[x] you have not had a lot of sleep lately. (late night reading)
[ ] you worry about dying at an early age or dying at all.
[ ] you can have angry outbursts.
[ ] you act younger than your age.
Total: 4

SCHIZOPHRENIA

[ ] you often have hallucinations.
[x] you have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.
[ ] you can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] you think people are always staring or talking about you.
[x] you have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[x] you have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite sex. (actual I have difficult with relationships with the same sex.)
[ ] you do not take care of your hygiene like you should.
[ ] you are very shy.
[x] you often talk to yourself.
Total: 5

Evidently I'm a Depressed Obsessive-Compulsive Anorexic. Goddammit I just want to be able to fit in my old jeans again D:<